These days we're drizzling most of our genius at TravisRodgersNow.com. Apparently ass kissing occasionally pays off. We're the guy not named Travis Rodgers by the way. But fear not, we'll be here ranting periodically on Frank McCourt's tragic face lift and worse personnel decisions as news is made.
Showing posts with label Our Own Brilliance (although shouldn't every post have this tag?). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Our Own Brilliance (although shouldn't every post have this tag?). Show all posts
Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Breaking News: Money Waster Dominates Man Who Drinks Pee Pee
Floyd Mayweather Jr. displayed no apparent signs of the ring rust we brazenly foresaw here. Although as with most sporting events (see also public executions, granny porn, reality shows and Angel games) we didn't watch. We much prefer to pass unqualified judgment on things from afar. America! But for those that missed the point, here's the point. If there's a dude that drinks his own urine competing at anything against a dude that doesn't have the good sense to consume his own piss, we always take the piss drinker. As if you needed to be told that.
In related news Raven, Brittany, Nevaeh and all the other strippers on duty at the LV Rhino (do yourself a favor and don't click the link - super annoying video that will get you fired starts immediately. I thought ESPN and Dodgers.com had the lock on that crap? Dicks.) enjoyed record tips last night. Seems $15 million just doesn't go as far as it used to. Huh?
In related news Raven, Brittany, Nevaeh and all the other strippers on duty at the LV Rhino (do yourself a favor and don't click the link - super annoying video that will get you fired starts immediately. I thought ESPN and Dodgers.com had the lock on that crap? Dicks.) enjoyed record tips last night. Seems $15 million just doesn't go as far as it used to. Huh?
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